May 18, 2023 – BREAKING NEWS, WORLD NEWS
“All that was left of them were shadows etched into burnt concrete – incredible power when you think about it,” US President Joe Biden told horrified G7 leaders today at a summit in Hiroshima, casually describing the incredible horrors that l America brought Japan 77 years ago.
« The tissues cleaned of their skeletons were also burned, one hundred and forty thousand in an instant… poof, like this! » Biden casually went on to mimic a hand grenade before turning his attention to the day’s business, imposing more sanctions on Russia and promoting his inventive new phrase « economic coercion, » a term to describe China’s rising trade costs. with Western nations as a result of growing political tensions.
“You know, if Russia and China listened like you Japanese did in the past, we wouldn’t be here right now threatening them,” the 80-year-old told Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, who was too shocked to correct the racial slur: “ God, if only now it was that easy to stop wars by dropping a couple of Fat Mans on Moscow, or a Little Boy or two on Beijing, huh? – flattered us like you and gave us territory for strategic missile silos.”
Despite flippantly referring to one of the worst human atrocities ever committed by any nation in recent history, the American president should forge a united front over Russia and China with his G7 allies in the place where his country wiped out dozens of thousands of innocent people without remorse.
“I really love what you did with the seat – I guess it was probably easy to work on a blank canvas,” Biden concluded, before being ushered off the podium by assistants.
