THANKS to the combination of having a large network of friends and local man Eddie Freeley who isn’t particularly good at listening, it’s unclear who his wife Tina Freeley is mingling with tonight, WWN can exclusively reveal.
“He said ‘the girls’ but there are various subdivisions of girls and those subdivisions have their various factions so I’m screwed if I know,” admitted Freeley who, if forced to guess, would have said that Tina was out with the girls from the Work.
“There are the GIRLS girls, they would be best friends, there are about 7 of them but sometimes they don’t quite meet because Sarah is always mixing shit up so sometimes ‘the girls’ means less Sarah to them. Honestly, she’s going to be completely pissed off when I say, ‘I didn’t know you were out with them,' » Freeley explained, noting that even those girls who make up ‘girls’ are part of ‘girls’ who are ‘old school girls.
« The girls, » as Tina puts it, has further lost its meaning as a phrase and become more malleable with the edition of the Muckross Park mothers who have known each other for school retreats and functions in recent years, not to mention the tennis club girls .
“Then there’s the college crew, the Erasmus girls, the master girls, even if you’ll forgive me – they call themselves ‘the master bitches’. Anyway, she’s been out with the girls, like I said,” Freeley offered.
The whereabouts, nature of the socializing and estimated time of arrival home also remain a mystery to Freeley, despite the many messages Tina sent her husband with details and the post-it note placed on his forehead.