ASK any Irish woman about her experience with men on dating apps and you’ll quickly learn that finding someone decent is harder than finding water on Mars.
Putting their horror stories together, a group of Irish women have revealed their list of warning signs that are enough to put anyone off:
He has no friends.
He has too many friends.
Has a female friend (including direct blood relatives).
Has no girlfriends (not an ally).
Toilet clogs with number two.
Number two too feminine.
He’s a mama’s boy.
He’s too close to his father.
It is not family oriented.
Keep the door open.
He doesn’t hold the door open.
He covets Poland and announces his intention to take it by force.
He drinks too much.
Drinks too little.
He has teeth, skin, nose, hair, hands, chin, upper elbow in bad shape.
You imagine a little too much.