THE TAOISEACH has criticized attempts by the Opposition TD to have Niall Collins answer Dáil questions about the sale of council land during his time as councilor which was eventually bought by his wife, labeling such a move as overt bullying and stating that the Dáil is not a ‘kangaroo court’. ‘.
“Hashtags BeKind guys. This is not Mao’s China! A politician answering questions, what’s next? Importing guillotines from 18th century France? Hold politicians accountable? added Varadkar, who reminded the opposition TDs that he will report them to the Ceann Comhairle if Collins is given a wedgie.
“Honestly, by the way some of you are going, you’d swear you’ve never failed to declare your conflict of interest at a board meeting discussing the possibility of selling the land your wife said she was interested in buying. Ah, you didn’t? Spoil all the teacher’s pets,” Varadkar added.
Linguistic experts have praised Varadkar and his fellow coalition party leaders for testing the English language to its limits when they said Collins’ conduct is beyond criticism while admitting it wasn’t exactly right and proper.
“I liked the part where everyone said ‘he didn’t do anything wrong, but there’s something wrong with the right thing that he probably did wrong and shouldn’t have done it.’ Yeah, that explanation kind of cracked my brain a bit, » said one expert.
The coalition confirmed that Collins did nothing to make it worth stepping down because if he did the government would collapse due to its current slim majority and we can’t allow that, can we?
« I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but could the media please turn their attention to the former Fianna Fáil adviser who was jailed for 5 years yesterday for the sexual abuse of an eight-year-old girl, please? » a spokesperson for FF said.