septembre 23, 2023
Nuttin Buh Snakes Round Here Putin Confirms in Cryptic Instagram | europeanvespadays2022


IN A QUICK online tirade Vladimir Putin cryptically called out “the snakes” in his life in several entries on his Instagram story and also on the grill.

« I can’t trust knowing one, I can only count on myself from now on!!! » Putin wrote. Without explicitly naming names, it was left for followers to speculate who he might be referring to with many believing him to be the leader of Wagner’s mercenary group Yevgeny Prigozhin.

“Think someone is your friend den dey something like dat, it sucks my hole 🐍🐍🐍,” Putin continued in a flurry of late night booze-fueled posts.

Putin then posted a screenshot to his Spotify account that showed he was listening to Eamon’s early 2000s breakup anthem « Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back) ».

« I bet a lot of yiz you are luvvin dis, » Putin added in a message to Western leaders.

Putin’s friends have flooded the comments of his latest selfie which featured him crying a lonely tear.

“DM me hun, hope you are alrite xx”, “don’t mind him love, karma is coming on him” and “be strong” were among the supportive comments sent to the Russian leader.

UPDATE: Putin just posted a meme with the words “loyalty is the scarcest commodity on earth today,” prompting fears his hyperactive Instagram post could continue into another day. He also changed his name to « Sadimir Putin ».

Elsewhere, Putin has been labeled « more lenient than an Irish judge » after the FSB dropped all treason charges against the Wagner group despite the fact that as many as 20 Russian servicemen were killed by them during the chaotic 24 hours.