May 25, 2023 – BREAKING NEWS, WORLD NEWS
THE KREMLIN today issued a grave warning to the West for its conduct, stating in the strongest terms that there will be consequences if Ukrainian pilots are taught to fly F-16s and other modern combat aircraft, as discussed by the US president Joe Biden and other leaders.
The threat is believed to be the 437,819th one Russia has launched against the West this week.
“Where do we put F-16 alerts again? Do they come in with those for nuclear bombing? asked a NATO administrative official, reluctant to step up to a level where the floor dedicated to « Russia’s nuclear war threats » is located.
« We can get more filing space, the ‘West is controlled by gay agenda’ box is full here, » noted another official who processes up to 10,000 idle threats a day.
Russia’s new calculated risk policy comes as an anti-Putin militia, according to Russia’s Freedom Legion, crossed the border from Ukraine into Russia and overran the settlement of Kozinka in Belgorod.
“Let this be a lesson for the West, you can arm Ukraine on 12,308 different occasions, but if you do it for the 12,309th time you cannot imagine in your wildest dreams the things I will do to those nations involved,” he said. offered Putin, whose bluff was called so many times that he had to delete his phone number from his address book.
