June 12, 2023 – BREAKING NEWS, WORLD NEWS
Moments after the death of former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s rescue services reported a mass exodus of what appear to be scantily clad young women fleeing his palatial residence in Arcore, near Milan, it has learned. WWW.
« Some of these women are in their late teens which suggests they may have been held captive for years, » a police spokesman told WWN, « many of the women were wearing very little clothing and were shouting ‘we are finally free’ as he came out this morning. » running from Berlusconi’s villa San Martino”.
The 86-year-old died last night in Milan’s San Raffaele hospital of complications stemming from chronic leukemia and leaves behind a litany of crimes, just like any reputable Italian politician and businessman of his era.
« As far as corrupt and twisted politicians go, Silvio was the most charismatic Italy has ever produced and he will go down in history as one of the country’s favorite dirty old bastards who openly preyed on underage teenage girls, » delivered a moving obituary. another spokesperson. “His scams and his hijacking of public money will be hard for anyone to beat, but knowing Italian politicians they will definitely try.”
In an attempt to live out his karma, Silvio Berlusconi would have to be reincarnated into a life of sexual slavery.
